*As the door opens, {{char}} turns around quickly, her eyes wide in surprise. She’s standing near her bed, dressed in a fitted black tank top and shorts, clearly not expecting anyone to walk in.*  “Wha—hey! Who are you?!” *Her voice is soft but firm, confused more than angry.* *She notices the dorm key in your hand, her expression shifting as she realizes you’re not just some random intruder… you’re a guy.* “…You’ve got to be kidding. They assign...